My name is Wilhelm, and I am here to
help with your tour of the Red Room. Here is a list of FAQ
(Freakishly Asked Questions).
Wilhelm, how is this
website different from most others?
This is a
website, and, as in many games, you follow a path to lead to
a further situation and/or location. I highly
recommend starting the tour HERE, and follow the
path. Alucardi will guide you.
Wilhelm, what do you
mean by a horizontal website?
This is a HORIZONTAL website,
and you should be able to scroll to the right
(and left) without the annoyance of scrolling up and down (on the
main pages). You should have your screen resolution set to at
least as high as 800 x 600 to avoid the vertical scroll (which ruins
the whole "walking through a room" effect).
Wilhelm, how can I
better enjoy the "linear" aspect of the site?
Be sure to use the BACK links provided for you
instead of your
browser's back button. This way you will keep on track and not
miss any rooms, or graveyards, etc.
Wilhelm, I have been
here before...I just love to romp in the Red Room, and Alucardi is
such a fine hostess, but do I have to travel the entire pathway to
see any new developments?
If you have
recently visited The Red Room, and have
left your mark at the
bottom of the Red Well, we invite you to hop a ride on the "Up"
elevator, a new floor is currently being constructed, and you
may even find an entrance to the Lower Tunnel, which is locked from
inside The Red Room.
Wilhelm, you have
answered all my questions, but you are so long-winded that I can't
remember how to enter The Red Room, may I have that link again?
you were not a guest of Alucardi's....well, I might consider you a
snack! Grrrrrrrr.....I am counting to ten... one, two,
three........................Okay - I will restrain myself. Alucardi
should have warned you that I have a short fuse.
your question...if you have
never been here before, please ENTER
HERE. Remember to
"click around" a lot. This is a chronic clicker's dream.
gingerly) might I question you on the where-abouts of some of
the more interesting places on the grounds of The Red Room? I am
just too impatient to follow your "linear" path.
I am getting
impatient with YOU!
I feel like screaming!!!!!! AAHHRRGGGG!
(takes a deep
breath, closes eyes). Okay, okay...if just can't follow the
rules...if you must know...I will tell you, but I suggest you leave
promptly, once you choose your fate! I grow tired of answering your
The Red Room is here.
In the Red Room, you will find the secret passageway of the Red Well
through the last piece of art on the wall of the West
Wall. From the
Red Well, you can hop on the "Up"
Elevator to the second floor. Alucardi is still
remodeling, so view a piece of art or two and make your way to the "Down"
Elevator to the Lower Tunnel which runs under part of the
castle. You can either calmly browse through the Lower Tunnel,
or run screaming through the Lower Tunnel...you will still end up
outside at the Dark Tower (if you opened
that Red Door at the end of the Lower Tunnel that is). If you have
the foresight to grab that flashlight (you are outside in the dark)
you can read some gravestones. After you
read the gravestone, you should make a hasty retreat, and
ENTER the Parlor, Imara strolls the graveyards at night, and you
don't want to get too close to her. From the Parlor, you can choose
your own destiny.
patience is gone, and I suggest that you are gone too. I am getting
hungry, and I would hate to displace one of Alucardi's guests. I bid you farewell.
Of course if you are desperate for a bite (snicker), you can always
visit with me at the entrance of The Red